What's Wrong With Tigernet?

Picture a room where everyone in it is sniffing markers, yelling out nonsense and playing with rubber scissors. Your run of the mill nut house right? Now picture that same room with everyone in it wearing orange and purple. That's right..... I'm talking about the Clemson Tiger fans on the website tigernet. http://www.tigernet.com/ .

For those of you not familiar with tigernet, you should check it out after Clemson falls apart again and loses. These people are insane. After the Va Tech game I actually read a post by someone talking crap about the school shooting. Tiger net posters are the result of cousins having sex!!! They are obviously uneducated individuals that for the most part have no affiliation with the university.

Tigernet posters random stats

1. 28% can not spell school


2. 45% call their second cousin daddy


3. 72% physically or mentally abused their spouse after the Virginia Tech game


4. 99.2% cried or broke something after the Tech games
   

This isn't even an anti Clemson post. I'm sure the average Clemson fan is embarrassed by these people. I mean I have met some real nut jobs in my life but these people take it to a whole new level. Go to the website and look on the message board. All you will see is stuff about the coots. (A clever name they came up with for USC fans.) Let me walk you through an average day for a tigernet message board contributor.

7:00 a.m. Their alarm clock goes off to Tiger Rag. Before they even go have their morning pee they kneel before a poster of C.J. Spiller, and thank God for him. Then they shower using their Tiger mascot sponge.
8:30 a.m. They make their first tigernet post entitled Coots Suck!

12:00 p.m. They eat their peanut butter and jelly sandwich their mom packed in their Clemson Tigers lunch box.

2:00p.m. They make their 2nd post called Crazy Coots You Suck!

6:00 p.m. They watch the 1981 title game in which Clemson wins the Championship

8:00 p.m They make their final post entitled Coots You Suck Bad.... Real Bad.

9:00 p.m. Their mom tucks them in and they dream of Heisman trophies and championships to come.