Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Phillip Fulmer is Jealous of Steve Spurrier




I heard a rumor that Phillip Fulmer is only going to dress 18 players for the South Carolina game Saturday. He figures the rest should be able to dress themselves.

Mr. Fulmer has had a great run during his time at Tennessee. That was then. This is now! Let's face it, the game has passed him by. In the last 12 games Tennessee is 6-6 and after this week they will have a losing record. I will sum this up for you. Phillip Fulmer is not a good coach and he will be fired after this season. Look for Tennessee to have at least a 5 loss season.
Fulmer is jealous of Steve Spurrier. Spurrier is everything he wants to be. This is an exclusive copy of Fulmer's letter to Santa last year. (That's right Fulmer still believes in Santa Clause)

Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy this year. I haven't really been a good coach though. I hope you give me good presents this year. I would like you to somehow make me thin like Steve Spurrier. I tried the nutra-system diet but it makes me so hungry. Also, I don't know if this is possible or not but you are Santa. Can you go back in time and make me a hesiman trophy winner like Steve Spurrier. I think it would be so cool and people would like me better. Finaly, can you please, please kill Steve Spurrier. He makes my life miserable. I can never measure up to him and he is just so damn cocky.

I love you,

Phillip


P.S. I am sorry I ate all the cookies last year before you came. I promise you will have some this year.

Wow! I can't believe Fulmer hates Spurrier so much. He may need to be put on suicide watch after Saturdays game.

21 comments:

matt said...

In honor of Halloween, I would have liked to have seen this comparison pic next to Fulmer:

http://www.apples4theteacher.com/images/halloween-books/big-pumpkin.jpg

Seigler said...

"In the last 12 games Tennessee is 12 - 12 and after this week they will have a losing record." So you're saying that it's possible to win AND lose 12 times in 12 games by this statement? Second, hasn't Fulmer been making Spurrier look inept since his days at Florida?

Anonymous said...

is steve spurrier on the hot seat? after all, he's already lost 3 games this year

Anonymous said...

this blog about to die, go ahead and pull the plug

Run DMC said...

Darren McFadden is G-d! The Chicken Curse lives!!!!!!!!!

tommybowdenisgod said...

ooopppss..... Darren McFadden just scored again

Lawtonfunk said...

USuCk, where great coaches go to die!

vinnymac said...

Florida spanked the ass. Steve Spurrier is not God, he's a devil in disguise.

Anonymous said...

#6 -> 6-6

not God...something else entirely

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Willy Mac said...

So I guess you'll start posting sometime next year in July when ya'll are ranked preseason National Champions again?

Lawtonfunk said...

What bowl are you guys going to?

Jeremey said...

http://www.coacheshotseat.com/WinningestActiveCoachesIA.htm

i don't need to say anything else.

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