I heard a rumor that Phillip Fulmer is only going to dress 18 players for the South Carolina game Saturday. He figures the rest should be able to dress themselves.
Mr. Fulmer has had a great run during his time at Tennessee. That was then. This is now! Let's face it, the game has passed him by. In the last 12 games Tennessee is 6-6 and after this week they will have a losing record. I will sum this up for you. Phillip Fulmer is not a good coach and he will be fired after this season. Look for Tennessee to have at least a 5 loss season.
Fulmer is jealous of Steve Spurrier. Spurrier is everything he wants to be. This is an exclusive copy of Fulmer's letter to Santa last year. (That's right Fulmer still believes in Santa Clause)
I have been a good boy this year. I haven't really been a good coach though. I hope you give me good presents this year. I would like you to somehow make me thin like Steve Spurrier. I tried the nutra-system diet but it makes me so hungry. Also, I don't know if this is possible or not but you are Santa. Can you go back in time and make me a hesiman trophy winner like Steve Spurrier. I think it would be so cool and people would like me better. Finaly, can you please, please kill Steve Spurrier. He makes my life miserable. I can never measure up to him and he is just so damn cocky.
I love you,
P.S. I am sorry I ate all the cookies last year before you came. I promise you will have some this year.
Wow! I can't believe Fulmer hates Spurrier so much. He may need to be put on suicide watch after Saturdays game.